Joining the 21st Century

Well, I have joined the 21st century with my first blog ever. As a currently unemployed, overweight, member of the middle class, I am proud to join your ranks and look forward to long lived life of riducule and resentment. As my fist act in this blogosphere, let me just say... HOLY CRAP, BRAD HAS A BABY!

It seems just yersterday that Brad was a fresh faced, mildly insane, bad influence on America's youth. Now he is responsible for a human life. God be with you my son. You'll no doubt be a fine dad today and a proud grandfather in 15 short years. The Mrs. and I look forward to seeing you guys on our way back from D.C. in a few weeks (hopefully).

As for me, I have an interview with a LXA Clemson founding father on Wednesday. If he does not give me a job that is beyond my skillset, education, and pay scale, I shall be forced to renounce my DO number and become a TKE like Elvis. I will let you all know if this happens.

In the meantime, think about all the times we cleaned up after each other in college for various reasons, and laugh at the thought of changing 1,000 diapers filled with similar substances. Thank you Brad for taking the plunge first.

Good day, Sir.